Ode to the End and Saint Pistola (Coffee?)

This seems interesting enough to give it a go, but unfortunately I do not have any. It is a bag of coffee. If you just do a simple Google search (it requires you to write the "F" word heehee) then you can find where to purchase this jet fuel/ coffee. I am wanting to know if there is a difference between this coffee and the coffee we drink on a regular basis here in Italy. When one goes to a cafe here, one leaves feeling like they can levitate. At 5 o'clock in the morning when I am starting my day as well as helping the sun to shine, I'm barely conscience. Meanwhile the Sicilian drivers are speeding around like Mario Andretti, cigarettes a blazin', eyebrows bent to a stone-like "V", and creating hundreds of small, individual vortexes in the center of the city. It's because they've already had their legal liquid cocaine (coffee the way God meant it to be). One of the only things I'm worried about if I ever get to try this "WTFU" coffee is if my bowel movements with be impacted negatively. I've worked up a pretty good routine and I don't want to f*ck up the rotation.

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